"Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collec more Inspirational quotes"
"Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, luck more Inspirational quotes"
"Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that more Inspirational quotes"
"You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out more Inspirational quotes"
"I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a lar more Inspirational quotes"
"You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.) more Inspirational quotes"
"If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye co more Inspirational quotes"
