"Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you ar more Inspirational quotes"
"If I could be a bird, I think I'd be a penguin, because then I could walk around on two feet with a lot of other guys like me. more Inspirational quotes"
"Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn't there a saying that if it comes off in your hand, you ca more Inspirational quotes"
"Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese 'gems' from burgl more Inspirational quotes"
"If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like y more Inspirational quotes"
"If you're pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that's always biting you on the ankles, still that's pretty good isn't i more Inspirational quotes"
"I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the br more Inspirational quotes"
