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Quotes by Joseph Heller

"Catch 22"
By Joseph Heller
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"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them."
By Joseph Heller
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"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."
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"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
By Joseph Heller
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"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."
By Joseph Heller
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"Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditat"
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"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."
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