"Just because swans mate for life, I don't think it's that big of a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not goi more Inspirational quotes"
"I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the wheel. more Inspirational quotes"
"If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into disbanding, I coul more Inspirational quotes"
"I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto your butto more Inspirational quotes"
"I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his h more Inspirational quotes"
"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll m more Inspirational quotes"
