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Quotes by W.C. Fields

"Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again."
By W.C. Fields
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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."
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"I never vote for anyone; I always vote against."
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"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."
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"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
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"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."
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"Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee."
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