"On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."
"Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals."
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